1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
...-fied in spirit, The strength of a man and wife joined together....

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
NOTHING

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
arthur on pbs

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:30

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:19

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my dad watching tv upstairs

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
last summer, me dan and connor all slept outside, and we were doing, all sorts of things...

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
my hotmail

9: What are you wearing?
white tank top, jeans, boxers and socks

10: Did you dream last night?
nope

11: When did you last laugh?
Watching Batman, with a manda - tehehe 

12: Last person you talked to on the phone?
meagen and amberley and i had a weird 3 way thing goin on

13: Seen anything weird lately?
...nothing out of the ordinary.. EXCEPT A BIG FRIGGEN VOLLEY BALL!

14: What books are you reading?
none as of the moment.

15: What is the last thing you ate?
a mango

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a sweet super computer.

17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
if i wanted you to kno, i wouldv'e todlen you duh.

18: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
oh yes.

19: Favorite flowers?
flowers? who likes flowers? oh well, i'll just say CARNATIONS!.

20: What item in your line of sight have you owned the longest?
my baseball card binder.

21: Imagine your first child is a , what do you name her?
Kirsten

22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you name him?
Peter  -  i swear ive been asked this question like 10 time s in teh past week

23: If you were dating someone a lot taller/shorter than you, would it affect the relationship?
haha, no, no it wouldn't

ok so i decided not to continue that really cool game that i was gonna do because ppl were saying Q! and E! and that just didn't make sense. you suck ppl and i never really wanted to do that game anyway...

i went to anna's grad party, i got talking to john w, and i told him i was gonna apply at ace hardware this summer, and his uncle owns like a bunch of ace hardwares so if its one of his uncles' he says he can get me in no question, so i'm excited about htat. and i saw the most horrible sight for eyes to see. the one person i ever really hated. NATALie was there! aaaaaah! she went to school with me a year or 2 ago and it was the wrost year of my life. but mainly i just hid behind john p, and john w, and john p was nice enough to tell her off for me. what a pal.  but all that horrificness of that day was wiped away when me amanda and satiyana went to christine's choir concert that night and met anna, and we got yelled at from this old lady in front telling us to shut up.  but it was great. and i got to see ellie for the second time in my life. and christine's character, was absolutely... astounding.. haha 
christine- oh well, bread's hotter anyway.

tennis is going good, yesterday i wiped the floor with dan 6 to 0 oh yeah, but apparently he 'wasnt trying'.

tonight i have my placement testing for the art/drama/dance school i'm going too, but anna said it wasn't that bad so i'm not nervous. then i may go to whc that night afterwards if its not too late. and i wanna see batman soo bad but no one else does. dan dosne't wanna go, matt dosen't wanna go, connor like owes everyone 20 bucks so he dosen't have money to go, i guess i'll just go by myself eventually.

thats all folks!

alright so this is a game that i sometimes see on blogs and posting sites and stuff. you just leave the letter of the one you want in the comment box. ucuc? ok here we go.

-it was a fine morning as Jon Lenertz got out of bed on the perfect day, or so it seemed.  He jumped out of bed, got dressed, and was about to go help the needy or donate to charity or something when he heard a loud noise, he looked out the window and saw....

a. a meteorite headed toward earth.
b. a mysterious note plastered on the window
c. a small cave in the distance
d. something shiny in the grass

well i am thoughroly pissed off. me and dan are going to kick connor's butt.

it was funny yesterday me and connor were walking to meet dan and he was being stupid and screwing around with a water gun and he sprayed me and i was like CONNOR! and this really old grandpa guy in front of us looked back and was like whadoya want? and connor was like, you're name's connor too? and he was like, yea! whadoya mean?

anna, download some pearl jam music, they're alot like nirvana and they sound awesome.

well i'm split between my 2 favorite bands, i can't decide which one's better, dashboard confessional, or eve 6. good thing i don't take this kind of stuff seriously..

i'm going to whc tomorrow to see amanda and her crazy glasses and she'll get to see how long my hair is, then i'm going to batman begins with dan, then that night, i'm going to north heights church and i'll get to see christine and her crazy pink hair.  gosh, ri ght now i can't picture her with pink hair at all. 

something about mary is a pretty funny movie but not GREAT. it was funny when he was 16 that one time, and he got 'stuck' and everybody and their brother came and looked at him. and it was funny that brett favre's in that movie. and the old man pointing a gun at ben stiller
old lady- what are you doing??!
old man- he's stealin my girl!
old lady- but you just said you loved me!
old man- i was just using you to get to mary!

and dumb and dumberer, which i thought would be horrible, was actually very funny. don't judge that movie too quick, it has a million great one-liners that i should memorize and say to ppl, like,
harry- is that waht i think it is??
lloyd- no, its a treasure map.

haha, great movie

well i'm going to the kaposia parade now. sucks to be you! 

EDIT:

well the kaposia parade was boring. i've decided that i don't like parades cause they're annoying. but me and dan saw some old 'friends' that we used to 'hang' around with all the time. ask me if you want to know.

and i saw my uncle but he didn't see me, and i saw a girl from tennis, but she didn't see me... and i saw a few kids from baseball. so it was cool, tomorrow i will definetely go over to dan's in the morning and do the kaposia stuff all day, and then go see batman later.

cya sukers!

another question about the ring, does the little girl have like fiery hands or something, cause whenever she touches someone she leaves a burn and in the barn that one time, she had that portrait of the big tree in the wall, and the guy said it was burned.
ONE more question for those who have seen the ring 2, DO NOT GIVE AWAY ANY PLOT SPOILERS FOR I WILL HATE YOU UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE YOU DIE, but i wanna know if the ending is open like in the ring and if its likely that they'll make another one. i just want a yes or no.

ok more that i remembered from montana:
when i was at fords creek, i was hanging out with jeffry and i got into a fight with a barbed-wire fence and i got a sweet scar across my chest and it makes me look like a bad boy and i'm proud of it, too bad it'll be gone in about a week.

my hair is almost as long as john w's hair used to be.

ok on the way back we stopped in north dakota and stayed with my aunt and uncle for a few days. and me and josh and mikey took the pick up and drove to 'soooooome beach, sooooomewhere'(good song) and fished.
then we had a bonfire and the little girls put on enrique iglasieus, sp? and that i just could not stand so i put on guns and roses, and yea that lasted about 30 seconds into the first song but it was worth it.

none of yall are gonna believe this but after being in montana for 3 weeks and hearing nothing but country, i have concluded that i kindof like country, at least that sooome beach song, and big n' rich. i watched half of the leage of extrordinary gentlemen but then got bored of it so i fell asleep in my cousins bed and he was mad cause he wanted to sleep (8 years old)

yesterday i slept over at dan's house and so did connor and we was gonna have a campout and bring some eggs to throw at skater punk's houses and play ding dong ditch and the stuff we always do on campouts but they chickened out saying theres too many mosquitos or something, so we slept inside, and we played lotr, and connor won. unbelievable cause he suks at that game. and then we were gonna watch sin city but connor fell asleep so me and dan watched it, that is a VERY cool movie, elijah wood is the coolest i've ever seen him in there, even though the character he plays is really messed up.  the style of that movie is the coolest i've ever seen, its like black and white, with saxaphone playing in the backround, its like casablancka meets kill bill or some other quentin tarentino movie, very well done, rivaling fight club i fear as my favorite movie. 
then everyone fell asleep so i played jedi academy (good game), and the sims 2, which is fun but really gay cause when you become an adult, you turn into an old man in like a second. and then you die in no time, very gay.

I START VOLUNTEERING AT GILLETTE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL IN LESS THEN A MONTH, i'm excited out of my tee shirt

good bye all

i'm back in black, i hit the sack. i bet you know i'm glad to be back, yes i'm, let loose, from the noose, thats kept me hanging about. something, soemthign NINE LIVES! CATS EYES!

whoo hooo i'm back from montana and i honestly thought i'd never get out of there. in my last post i was extremely rushed so i had like 15 seconds to get a blog entry out. but now i'm here for good so this one's gonna be long and its gonna cover the last entry so this will be like before montana/last entry more detailed/and up until now. so here we go.

on one of the last days before i left for montana dan came over and we watched the old star wars but we kinda fell asleep through empire strikes back so that was that, lucky duck had to have the bed.
so then we left, and its a looooooong drive. we stayed in north dakota with my aunt and uncle and their colony of sweet amish ppl. just outside of it. i called christine and dropped off my grandma's number. my aunt edna is mean. but i hung out with my cousin ember, she's just plain awesome. she was the one to teach me how to drive a few years ago. i burned her my mudvayne cd and she promised me she'd send me a demo of some band called nonetheless that was pretty sweet. so her sister darlene came with us to montana for the 2-3 weeks i was there.  we stayed at my grandma's house. and then.... nothing.

but it wasn't all boring the whole time. my cousin jeremy and i hung out quite a bit but he always had to go work cause i guess they're shorthanded on their ranch so most of the time i saw him in the evenings. it was fun, we went to this barn with like 20 feet high full of grain on the center, so we built like a reaaaaaaally high jump thing made of hay baals. and then we took off our clothes and jumped in the grain. it was a great time but we were both red and itchy afterwords.  and then we played gamecube and he made this crazy golf course in his yard and he whupped me. and then on the last night i was there, we took a really long walk through all the feilds and such and he told me his girl troubles, his drinking experiences (he's only 14), and other crazy stuff. then we were sitting on a bench at like 1 am. and he was like, lets go swat bats, and i was like what? and the next thing i knew, i was in a tunnel, with a broom stick in my hand and there were bats ALL OVER THE PLACE! and it was crazy freaky and i almost had a heart attack i was so scared and i was swinging like mad and one flew like an inch past my face. it was a great time

i went to fords creek and it was great. i stayed with my cousins: Brent, Jeffry, frank aaron, Lance, and troy. fords creek's always my favorite place in montana cause i spend like all of my time either with brent(17) or jeffry(14) and i occassionally baby sit troy but thats ok cause he's awesome.
*me jeff, n brent in truck w/ brent driving*
*brent drives in a huuuge rut with bends the botton of the pick up*
Brent- *incoherent screaming frenzy of german cuss words*
Brent- *curses early pioneers to hell for digging all the 'd**n' holes*
me and jeff-   *confused/scared*
and then me and jeff made fire and layed on the ground till about 2 talking. until we decided to go to bed.

i saw a bunch of movies.  28 days later, which, sucked. it was a horrible rip off of resident evil, which rocked, and theres a naked dude in there! gross
the ring, was AWESOME! it scared the daylights out of me. i watches it alone, in a small room in the dark, at midnight, with the window open to let in a breeze. afterwords, i was glancing behind me to see if the litle girl was coming after me to mess up my face or something, but i don't get the ending, someone needs to explain it to me. does the little boy die? why didn't she? i need to see the ring 2, i NEED to know what happens.
i saw xmen 2 which was better then the first and quite cool. i watched half of the notebook but turned it off cause it was boring. i saw anacondas, which was... one of the stupidest things i've ever seen in my life. i watched the butterfly effect which i had already seen but wanted to watch again cause its awesome. that movie is soooooo sad. i almost cried when tommy burned evan's dog. and the ending is sad too (both of them)

whats happenning to me? i'm watching chick flicks and liking them. i watched boys and girls and highly related to freddie prinze jnr. near the end of the movie.  and i watched the prince and me, twice. i'm ashamed of myself too. i fear it has something to do with.

amanda and christine called! and my silly grandpa answered and sent them to the netherworld. but then they called the next day and it was awesome talking to them.

then, i went to harlem and stayed with my sisters, meagen and amberly, actually they're not my sisters but they should be cause i love them soo. it sucks that i only get to stay there overnight, and their mom is a total sweetheart. we played pool, and talked on the lawn, and just did nothing in particular, but it was awesome.  and i saw this kid that i played legos with and wrote letters to when i was young and he's all grown up, he has a fricken beard!  it was weird. seeing him and i didn't say much but what was i supposed to say? hey! you stopped writting me 6 years ago what happened? but i enjoyed meagen and amberly greatly, i can't believe i have to wait a year to see them again.

and i went to turner to see wade, him and i have had many 'experiences', and good memories. he was with me when brian 'influenced' me that one night. so we've had quite the memories. but now he's like a junky. he drinks, smokes, and has druggy friends, and i was dissapointed. oh well.

back to grandma's , i stayed with my cousin brian one night, he's nineteen, and really awesome, but kindof a loser. lol. we played baseball and golf on the computer and i sucked at it, it was like +1 to +25.
Brian- see that big tree in front of you?
me- yea
Brian- swing hard, maybe it'll go through
*ball hits off tree and goes behind about 10 feet*
Brian- oh whoops

Mexican baseball player on computer- EA sports, its in the game.
Brian- who gives a s**t.

*tiger woods on computer get a birdie on par 4*
Brain- look at that son of a b**ch

well i know i've missed TOOOONs so i'll post another tomorrow or the next day with more montana!

ja, so they called, and apparently my grandpa answered and gave them a wrong number or something. but they called again and i had fun talking with them.

i went to fords creek to visit my cousins, brent, jeff, frank, lance, and troy. all brothers. that was alot of fun.

i love my cousin troy he's seven and the cutest thing ever

troy: Jonaton this is a seventeen *draws 71*
me: no, thats a 71, this is a seventeen *draws 17*
me: and this, *scribbles on paper* is a cucamonga.
troy: *eyes squint* *look of confusion*
troy: heyyoura!  &nbs p;     ;   -( hey! you right! toddler talk)

and my aunt kathy bought me clothes which wasn't as akward as it sounds and was actually very nice of her.

so i g2g! i'm leaving for turner. i hope my cousin has internet.