well, this is it. this time tomorrow i'll be in north dakota.

but i had a fun last day for a while in minnesota day today. anna and amanda came over which was flippin awesome, yet christine did not, which wasn't so awesome cause she didn't have a ride.  but we pranked called her repeatedly with random lines from tony hawk.  that games funny.  but i'll probably be going to her choir thing on the 26th.

mrr. i don't know what i'm supposed to do now about 'uknowwhat' i mean seriously, what do i do now?    -related to my life goal which is no longer to see amanda fly off the handle with rage
*winks at amanda and anna*

if you don't know what i'm talking about ^, thats cause you're not supposed to. so i think you should get out of my life and shut up and maybe go eat a decroded piece of crap, either that or you could just come get some ham?

so i went to my first coffee shop today and it was quite an experience. anna got a weird looking vegetable thing that i kind of wanted to try. and then we went to the library for like 2 seconds and got picked up. it was quite a day. and my dad bought a motorcycle, for, who knows why?

he's on the mend btw. 

haha life is ironic. the other day when i was telling dan about my dad, he was like, yea, my dad eats crap, he's soo gonna have a heart attack too.
and can anybody take a wild guess what happened today? lol, me and dan are twins. p.s. his dad's fine.

i went to woodland hills on sunday, and that was way fun. i talked to sean, and he didn't have very much to say at all. and i didn't see breanna, so i'll be at her open house in spirit. and i got asked a really perverted question, which i refuse to answer. and satiya smacked me on the butt. haha, woodland hills is a funny church. oh, and that black kid, he scares me.

me and amanda and anna played an awesome game today called state of emergency. and it was........ awesome.  i think they liked it alot. the object is to rid the world of all violence and form a perfect union of civilized government and harmony under God. its an awesome game.

haha, ANNA YOU ARE A 'IN.THE.MID.DLE!'  *weird tony hawk noise*

i love my bed, its big. reaaaaaaal big. and according to anna it matches my room. which it kinda does. but its hard to find something that dosen't match my room cause my room has like every color in existence in it.

well i think that is all for now. i gotta go pack.

cyou all in a few weeks!

i love internet quizzes
i hate internet quizzes
i love IM
i love talking on the phone
im a night owl
im an early bird
i wear contacts
i have at least one pet
i am currently in love
i am currently in like
i currently hate someone
i love onions
i love olives
i love oreos
i know what a sesquipedalian is
ive seen star wars 3
ive seen the LOTR trilogy
ive seen the matrix trilogy
i love to golf
im scared of mirrors    -ppl are seriously scared of mirrors?
im obsessed with at least one celebrity
i love to read
i love to write
i love to sing
i love to dance
i love my family
i like my family
i hate my family
i love flip flops
ive bungee jumped
ive sky-dived
ive been out of the US
ive been on the radio
ive been on TV
ive been in the paper
ive played bagpipes before
ive played an accordion before
ive flown in a plane
im single
im dating
im married
i still sleep with a blankey
i still sleep with a stuffed animal   & nbsp;  -sometimes
i love school
i hate school
ive shot a gun
ive shot a bow
ive used a machete
ive met at least one celebrity
ive seen a tornado        & nbsp;    -lol night of the twisters
ive been in a burning building
ive been in a car accident
ive had an afro
ive had my heartbroken
ive broken someone elses heart
i have a facial piercing(s)
i have a tattoo(s)
ive stayed up all night before
ive slept all day before
ive been on a boat
ive been in a train
ive eaten sushi
ive seen a rated R movie(s)
ive broken a bone... I Broke my friends bone...
ive gotten stiches
ive been in surgery
i know a foreign language(s)
i can wiggle my ears
i can touch my tongue to my nose   -with a little help
i can lick my elbow
i just tried to
my favorite color is black
my favorite color is white
i wear toe rings
i love incense
i can legally drive a vehicle
i am a smoker
i am a drinker
ive been high
ive been drunk   &n bsp;   &nb sp; -lol
ive been scuba diving
im a vegatarian
ive found a four-leaf clover
ive ridden a horse
i love johnny depp
ive been in one of those old fashioned photos
ive written a song(s)
i love war movies
ive never been kissed
i love country music
i love hard rock music
i used to watch barney
i still watch barney
i love football
i have a cell phone
i know how to apply mascara       - whats mascara?
im shy
im outgoing
i love storms
i think the egg came before the chicken
i wish on stars
i often wonder why these quizzes end so weird
i wear toe socks

WHOOOSH

Dream last night? no, certainly nothing about jason krech and a queen amidala outfit : P

When did you last laugh : today i was laughing at my dad for something which i now can't remember.

seen anything weird lately: other then myself?

What do you think of this quiz: iunno

what is the last film you saw: um last night I watched star wars episode 4

If you became a millionairre overnight, what would be the first thing you'd buy: a new computer with cable internet

Tell me something about you that I don't know:I have a lot of weird fears, spiders, open water, countdowns....

If you could change one thing about the world regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?  I'm w/you steph, definetely stop abortion.

Do you like to dance: i must admit it is a good time, i want to do it again, but by that i don't mean ballet which i will be doing next year but like patner dancing we did at formal.

George Bush:  no........ jon lenertz

Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her?  Kirsten

Imagive your first child is a boy, what would you name him?  Peter

Would you ever consider living abroad: consider? yes. do? prolly not.

What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?  Come oooooooon in!

Lasts:

last good cry: oh gosh i never cry, um... iunno

last library book checked out: something about evolution

movie seen at a movie theater: star wars 3 with dan and amanda yesterday

Last beverage drink: water

Last food consumed: pizza hut

last tv show watched: either the simpsons or arthur

last time showered:  this morning

Last cd played: Swiss army romance - Dashboard confessional

Last dissapointment: going to dumb montana

last soda drank: water

last site visited:  hotmail. com

two things you often get complimented for:  height and nice hair though i think the height comments are more of a ridicule.

you get embarrassed when:  i get put on the spot

Yes or No

do you keep a journal: kindof.

do you like to cook: oh gosh, if i could

do you have a secret that you haven't shared with anyone: kindof the only ppl who know other then those who were involved are christine anna and ellie. and they swore to take it to their graves.

do you set your watch a few minutes ahead : no, why would i ?

do you believe in love?  hahahahah! sry, inside joke. dan always asks me that gayly. the answer is yes ...........hahahah

Do You:

Take a shower every day?  heck yes i do

think you know you've been in love? hmm, i doubt it

Think you're a health freak? no

Get along with your parents?  yes

when you see this name you think:

Ryan: Conway!   -he's just about the coolest person on this here planet

Drew: drew something  - he was on my baseball team last year

Micheal: Lenertz  -my cousin

Paul: Ostby  -dan's big bro

Eve:  that black woman thats always on BeT and 101.3

Justin:  jason krech

Jack: of Spades  - last boss on fable

Random:

sign: who cares? i think i'm the fish

natural hair color: dark brown

current hair color: dark brown

eye color:  when i was young they were green but now they're like light brown

Birthplace:  in the gutter

Favorites:

Color: blue and green

day:  Monday

month:  July

food:  any of the weird omish food my mom makes, grrits, nuokula soup, etc.

drink:  tahition treat

fruit: pinnapple

Preferences:

cuddle or make out:  cuddle

chocolate milk or hot chocolate: hot chocolate milk, but i like em slooooooppy, so make em extra slooooooppy

dark chocolate or white chocolate:  dark i think

in the last 24 hours have you:

cried: nope

gone to the movies: i think star wars was a little over 24 hours ago

said 'i love you' : hmm, i don' think so

written a real letter: no, but i've written a fake letter..........?

Had a serious talk: nope

missed someone:  oh good lord yes

hugged someone: no i don't get hugged too often

kissed someone:  same ^

sigh.......... i'm sorry if these quizzes and different things are getting to be too much but i have to do something to pass the time.

just leave your name at least in the comment box and i will do this for you

01. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.

02. I will then tell what song/movie/icon reminds me of you.

03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...

04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.

05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.

06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.

07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.

08. Put this in your journal

i found a bunch of these on the internet so i'll list the funny ones

ways to annoy ppl:

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"

How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn

Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.

Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”.
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."

How To Annoy Your Driver
Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Ask people if they liked the passion


haha, well theres more at this web site  http://www.getannoyed.com/" title="http://www.getannoyed.com/" target="_blank"http://www.getannoyed.com/

hmm, where to start.

so yea, my dad's been having chest pains for the past few weeks and wednesday night/thursday morning they were really bad so my mom took him to the emergency room and we find out he's having a massive heart attack.  and it was apparently really really serious and if we would've waited much longer he probably would've died. so yep he was in the isu (sp?) up until late yesterday i think? and he went into something called a relapse twice and they almost had to jump him. so thursday wasn't a good day for me, thats why my mom wasn't there at hero and i was waiting on phone calls all day from her to make sure he wasn't lying dead in a hospital bed somewhere. but he's stable for now and the doctors still can't tell if there's any permanent damage. we'll just have to wait.

but my sister came down and spent the night and we bought steaks and grilled them and we went to see star wars thursday night, and she spent the night, which was nice.  star wars was ok, nothing too great, but its a cool movie i guess. 

*for those who've seen it*
A. why does the droid have a cough? he's a droid.
B. why in the world do they make R2-D2 fight? he kills some droids! i mean, seriously...

but yea seeing darth vader was cool and the best part was jar jar didn't say a word thoughout the entire movie. and yoda, that dude's just way too tight. it was the best out of the 3 new ones but the old star wars still reign supreme.

*to christine and amanda and ruth(if ruth even reads this)*

we need to see it like next weekend prolly cause i'm going to montana and i think christine's going to new york or something. we should go out to eat afterwards like applebees, oh whoops, my mom dosen't let me go to applebees cause there's a bar in the mid-dle and she dosen't want me exposed to that kind of environment.... :P

thursday.......... ANNA came. that was cool, i had fun. its always so nice when i she comes.

dudes! i'm like 70% going to the gay school! but what will prolly happen is that i'll go back to hero the semester after, thats what my parents say. but if i reaaaaaaally like it, i'm sure i could stay there. but right now the plan is 1 semester.

that is all, i leave you with this verse from matthew that i found while doing my daily devotions.

do not let your hearts be troubled, for tonight, we will taste MAAAAAAN FLESH!

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

I think i'm just happy

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover

We'll have a hangover

I think i'm dumb...

well yesterday i went to the lotr tourny and i tied for.... ehem FIRST PLACE, i tied with john. thats pretty awesome if you ask me

i destroy connor on like site 2 and it was funny cause he's a beginner and he was dumb enough to bet on it, lol he said f*** like 18 times.. oh that connor, such a charmer

today i went to amanda's church and it was pretty cool, everyone seems nice, i prayed for this pro wrestler dude on stage and after wards he told me not to hit my head on the screen. odd. and i met this guy who's apparently named agnus but his name tag says otherwise and appparently my name is now. GERTRUDE whoa, i hate that name more then JON!

umm, what else, i have homework to do for tomorrow, 2 more weeks of school! w00t w00t, w8, thats bad.

ppl need to start updating their blogs, *cough* jessica *hack* stephanie

if you read this leave a comment! leave 2! even if i dunno you or i hate your friggen guts *not likely

whoa! i forgot that i never said a word about formal. so here we go

i had tons of fun, christine looked gorgeous! and i won a cd that i don't really want. i danced for the first time ever! well kind of, i danced with my sister at a wedding when i was like 6 or 7 but that was gay dancing, i just randomly moved around, and i must say dancing is a lot of fun, and ask anyone, i would be the last person to do it, ruth caaaaaame! but amanda didn't, silly girl.

the food was iffy, the pizza apetizer was nasty, the salad was ok, the chicken pasta thing was cool, the cake was amaaaaaaaazing.

anyone want an audio adrenaline cd?

i can't wait to drive.....

same as before, you read this, leave a comment, i dont' care who you are

note, you don't have to do this, and you don't have to answer all of them cause alot of them are uncomfortable

WOULD YOU...(mark an X for yes)
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] let me take you out to dinner?
[] let me drive you somewhere
[] cut some rug with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] have a fling with me?
[] let me buy you a drink?
[] take me home for the night?
[] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[] lick my cheek?
[] listen to billy idol with me?
[] dance with me?
[] let me make you breakfast?
[] help me with homework?
[] tickle me to death?
[] let me tickle you?
[] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[] carress my body?
[] play strip poker with me?
[] say yes if i asked you out?
[] let me wear your pants?
[] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined?
[] get wasted with me?
[] instant message me?
[] greet me in public?
[] hang out with me?
[] bring me around your friends?
[] go get a piercing/tattoo with me?
[] go to a concert with me even if you didnt really like the band?
[] be mine
[] do wutever i asked u to


D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] think im hot?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[] want to hook up with me?


ARE WE...
[] aquintences?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?


AM i...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] loveable?
[] adorable?
[] compassionate?
[] annoying?
[] great to be with?
[] attractive?
[] mean?
[] odd?
[] good enough to be a calvin klein model?
[] the most amazing thing youve ever seen
[] ugly

lets see those x"S

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] thought about hookin up with me?
[] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[] wished i were there?
[] grabbed me?
[] had a crush on me?
[] idolized me?
[] wanted my number?
[] had a dream about me?
[] been distracted by me?


ARE Y0U...
[] done with this survey?
[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[] thinkin bout me?
[] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

ok anna's starting to get pissed at me so i figured i'd better post. sorry for the wait all you people who faithfully check this every day to see whats going on in Jon's life.    & nbsp;

alright, so i went to dan's cabin and that was awesome, tony came up and we all played hide and seek in the dark with flashlights, it was awesome. and those final fantasy games aren't half bad.

yearbooks came in today and no offense everyone, but everyone, with a few exceptions, looks RETARDED!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaahhh its hilarious i was cracking up looking at it today. 

i'm kind of curious to see who actually reads my blog so i need everyone who sees this to leave a comment, i don't care if you're someone i've never met, or someone i don't like, or someone who i never talk to in one of my classes, just leave a post k? coo'

we were gonna rent 'night of the twisters' cause dan doyle won't shut up about it and it looked retarded but they didn't have it, and that made me sad.

school's almost over! i hope i go to that theater school cause they DO have buses, WHOOOOOO! now its seriously a possibility i'm excited. but i'm also sad cause this year's going to bring a lot of changes that i don't want to face, i hate change and i think that everything should stay the same, at least for one more year.

my biggest fear is that we're all going to go in different directions and never see each other again, and thats really depressing.

but i'm listening to collective soul so that makes me feel a little better, collective soul's never gonna change.

so tell me whhhhhhhhy, it don't feel the same?
and tell me whhhhhhhhhhy we gotta feel this way?

and all your weight, it falls on me, it brings me down,
and all your weight, it falls on me, it falls on me

just some collective soul lyrics for you all

*bug crawls on amanda's book* 
amanda: Hello Bug!

lol, amanda you're so funny, its refreshing to be around you and christine and all your randomness. i'm gonna miss that.

auft, life is stressful