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Mean Woman Blues
I got a woman mean as she can be! Oh, I got a woman mean as she can be! Sometimes I think she's almost mean as me!
A black cat up, and died of fright, cause she crossed his path last night!
I got a woman mean as she can be Sometimes I think she's almost mean as me
Kissed so hard, she broke my lips, hurt so good my heart just flips
Oh, I got a woman mean as she can be Sometimes I think she's almost mean as me!
Strangest gal, I've ever had, never happy unless she's mad!
Oh, I got a woman mean as she can be Sometimes I think she's almost mean as me!
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| 07.25.05 (2:37 pm) [edit] |
check out my new blog, its on a link...
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| this is prolly the last |
| 07.20.05 (6:38 am) [edit] |
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well this is most likely my last post on tblog, tahts right, i am a convert, so don't hate me, i'll see all you people aroooooound tooown.
My 2nd favorite song (not exactly christian)
Eve 6 - Enemy
I took a ride, to meet an enemy October light shown bright through the windshield Right into my eyes where I was silent riding shotgun Chewing on some sugar free gum Parallel, park and pay the meter If I die before I leave tell her I'll never leave her I am fine, just a little broken up OK my nerves have never been so shot
Can't get this .... off my mind! I just want to be alright So just tell me nothing's wrong Then *unchristian words* and spend the night
The autumn sun, burning logic in my brain I'm asking why, there is pleasure when there's pain I'm here to pay for my mistakes in a humiliating manner If there is a next time I'll cover up I feel alone, I feel shaky and uncertain A kind man shakes my hand and draws the curtain In a word he saves my life and then I exit out the enter door and smile
cya! cya! cya! cya! GO!
Can't get this .... off my mind! I just want to be alright So just tell me nothing's wrong Then *unchristian words* and spend the night
I took a ride to meet an enemy I faced a fear of mine and shivered, but didn't blink I took a ride to meet an enemy to end all the madness And now I know that I'll be fine, I'll am fine, I am fine!
*super-sweet guitar solo*
Can't get this .... off my mind! I just want to be alright So just tell me nothing's wrong Then get *unchristian words* and spend the night
Just want to be fine
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| *mira dies from obisk bounty hunter* augh! dumb game! |
| 07.15.05 (7:05 pm) [edit] |
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yea so my character on knights of the old republic 2 just died so i'd figure i'd blog since theres nothing better to do.
on wednesday i went to woodland hills, and i saw some ppl that used to go to my school, and i saw christine, and i saw everyone else, at woodland hills, and satya totally did a happy birthday interpretive dance for me. and she sang too, it really touched my heart...
and i met todd, after like 5 months, and i thought he had blond hair, and i didn't even know it was him until somebody called him todd!
and we watched a part of saving private ryan, maaan thats a good movie. and i saw everyone go to sonshine, and then this kid walked in, i think it was max, and he looked like a fool. well i definetely won't see john w tomorrow cause he's at sonshine, and so is everyone else for that matter, except for me, todd, anna, and christine.
dude, bailey nurseries burned to the groound, thats like a quarter mile away from my house, weird eh?
so i'm here alone in my house with my dad, cause my mom left for iowa this mornign cause she's going on like a christian camp revival meeting with some friends of ours who happen to be preachers. man, i went to one of those things, and it was booooooring. i mean, its great that they're spreading the gospel and bringing people to christ and they should definetely keep it up, but oh man... thats definetely not my kinda church, thats like church for my grandpa. its like really old fashioned and... ugh soo boring. but anyways, me and my dad are here, hangin out, doing nothing...
tomorrow i have my placement testing for a triginometry tutor, its like 3 hours long! and and, afterwards my dad expects me too put together lawn furniture! actually that won't be too bad, if its not hot out.
i leave you with a quote from laurel and hardy's "spooktacular"
*hunched over butler pours laurel invisible soup* *laurel, looks in bowl, confused* *butler pours invisible wine* laurel- You're Nuts! *butler points at some random woman* butler- She's the one thats crazy! Not Meee! *shakes head*
haha gotta love it
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| whoo bday |
| 07.13.05 (4:28 pm) [edit] |
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yea, thats right i am officially 15, and my dad took my tubing, and my mom paid my library charge. but i think sarah misheard me cause she was like how old are you? and i was like 15, and she was like whoo, drivers license huh? and i was like ...?
i'll post more of my awesome bday later.
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| This Cocaine makes me feel like i'm on this song. |
| 07.12.05 (11:22 am) [edit] |
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holy moses i'm hot! its a hundred degrees out and i just got done painting me deck, cutting down a tree, dragging that same tree up a hill, weeding the yard, and i have a friggen huge yard. aaaaaaand i think thats it, and i did that all by myself, not to say that my dad's a lazy bum, but he was doing other stuff, almost every single day i've been home from montana i've been working, and working, and wooooorking. but i think i'm almost done for the summer. landscaping, cutting down trees, burying water lines for sprinklers, digging out unwanted hedges, if i keep doing this every day, i'll be buff in no time.
but i'm done for the day praaaaise the lord. i'm dead tired and i have to go to tennis in an hour... bleahccca;slkdfj
hmm, i think something was happening tomorrow, hmm what could tomorrow possibly be? i don't recall........
i went to wh on sunday and htey were having a barbeque or something and water cost like 2 bucks. and laura stole the ball from me. *shakes fist* and i saw sean, i haven't talked to him in a while. and that one girl, would just NOT STOP SINGGING AAAAAAAAAAAH. and according to sayta i was looking quite, disheveled, and forlorn, haha she's so funny forlorn.... *dan doyle voice* WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT?
and i had a graduation card for breanna, i mean, a 'love note' but i didn't see her. i miss her.
i misss........ troy, brent, jeff, frank aaron, actually i don't miss frank aaron all that much. aaand breanna and christine and anna and amanda and meagen and amberley and my sister and all the cool people at woodland hills, and stpeh and stacia, and ruth, and everyone else who i don't mention, but that just means i miss you even more.... somehow.
i talked to jonathan m. again, i haven't seen that kid in ages, i used to hang out with him when i was younger, aaaaaaand i decided that he's a loser cause all he cares about now is girls, and getting laid, and fights, and trying to be cool by acting all ghetto.
oh yeah, and when did south saint paul get so full of losers? it gets pretty bad when you see white kids riding their bikes with tupac shirts on. haha dan.
dan- *walking with me in south saint paul* *sees inver grove heights police car* dan- get outta here punk, we dont' need your help.
i think next week, maybe like wednesday or thrusday, i'll have ppl over, but we'll see how things work out for people.
so comment or i'll....... be sad?
ps- christine do you still wanna go fishing?
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| Bring Your Own Bombs |
| 07.09.05 (7:03 pm) [edit] |
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I can't feel my chest, anymore, drop down. I can't feel my CHEST! ^listenign to this song right now^
yea vell, i went fishing 2 days ago, and it was really fun, the motor got jammed, in.the.mid.dle of the lake, so i had to strip down, dive in the water, and do different things and clean out different pipes in the engine, and i got wet, and there were leaches in the lake, but my clotehs stayed dry so i wasn't uncomfortable long afterwards.
anna's wrong aboiut me, she knows what i'm tlaking about. anna, you're wrong about me. if we were in a contest about the subject, then you would waste me. so : P
and you'd better bring my tape tomorrow... if you don't, then i swear i'll kick the next pumpkin i see, I WILL.
92.5 is a reall cool radio station
john w thinks the fantastic 4 looks cool, i disagree.
just comment already or i'll beat you like a blond hairdresser
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| 07.06.05 (4:13 pm) [edit] |
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holy moses my head still hurts, and its been 2 days since i went to valleyfair, FOR FREE.
tee hee hee we ride the rides at valleyfair for free!
ya, but anywho it was alot of fun, i went with dan and some of his assorted family members. we were in the car on the way, and it was hilarious, dan, decided to quote trinity without telling his dad: Dan- hey dad, did you hear the story about jon and his uncle? Dan's Dad- No, what happened? Dan- well, his uncle hit his pa right here! *points to head* on the brain! D's Dad- What? you're kidding, right on the temple? Dan- yep, then he hit him again to finish him off D's Dad- ? Dan- But instead of goin down, he snaps back up, and drops jon's uncle, who is his brother, right where he stood. D's Dad- Is this a joke? Dan- But it don't always work... D's Dad- i don't get it. we went on excalibur, and there was no line so we went in the front, and then as the deal was going up the first hill deal, we looked back and discovered that we were the only ones on the whole ride, and then we got scared and decided that it was their plan all along and that the government was trying to kill us. but luckily they failed and we survived to see another day.. and we went on the high roller, and that thing HURTS, it rammed me in the back and the knees, and i got hit in the ne-head. no, i got hit RIGHT HERE *points* on the brain! and we went on the power tower, we were waiting at the gate and this mexican guy was explaining the rules and crap, and i was like hooooly moooses. and he was like, what? holy moses? hahaha, that was great. here's our horror at valleyfair story about how we almost died on the riptide: alright we were waiting in line for the riptide and the computer gets messed up adn dosen't let the people off, so they're stuck there, for about a half hour, then the maintenence guy comes and fixes the computer, and everything was just fine... until.... we got on and we went to the very end where the big arms are that lift you up, and as we were being lifted up, we heard like an electrical spark and looked over just in time to see a black cap fly off the arm. and the ride's already going, and no one else noticed it, and dan saw it too and he's like freakin out and going like, not cool not cool not cool, and then another spark, this time, no cap. and we pretty much almost died, and that was the last time we went on riptide that day. and then getting off, the horror struck!!!!!! as we were walking away..... the most horrifying thing happened..........
WE SAW THIS 60 YEAR OLD COUPLE MAKING OUT! AAAAAAAAAH! THATS WRONG!!!!!!!!
ahem, then we saw one of those side shows with the sucky magicians, and it did suck, so we booed him. and then we saw that alonzo guy, and it had its funny parts, like hwne that japenese woman drove in this building, and it blew up! and the guy went in the coffin, and it blew up! haha, but these annoying teenage girls sat in front of us and were like flirting and coming on to us, and we were just like, leave us aloooone. but thye wouldn't, and we made ourselves a promise, that if either of us caught the other one dating someone like that, we'd punch the other one in the liver and kidneys.
and these girls took a picture of us as we were walking in the gate and gave us a coupon to go pick it up at any of the valleyfair photo shops... which we ripped up and threw in the trash... right in front of them.... actually he did, i waited and threw mine away later.
i saw jordan ruedy, that kid was in my computer class 2 years ago. and i saw andrew and his sister barnes. and i saw some other peeps that i knew but i forget... anyway,
on 4th of july i went to my uncles and said holy moses like 50 million times. and nothing really in particular happened, until that night of course. which i innocently spent watching fireworks between my loving mother and father..
todaaaaay, this morning i mowed the lawn and these birds kept attacking me and thinking i was going to eat their eggs or kill their nest or something, but i yelled at them and told them i would do nothing of the sort but they didn't trust me.. oh vell. and i went to dan's and won a lotr tourny, and matt got pissed cause he thinks connor cheated which i don't think he did, matt gets really mad, really easily, he needs to work on his temper.
i'm thinkin next week, i'll invite some ppl over, and rent a movie, and do w/e, and have the boys sleep over and have the girls go home because they're not boys. i think it would be very funny to have connor meet amanda and christine and anna, but matt can't come becasue his dad has a pregnat problem about him going to ppl's houses that aren't related to him, his dad's an odd one..
song. IN my head..
medicine, mirror fright, gonna take a bit of a fall tonight, dreamed that i, was underneath a *bad words bad words bad words* that i can't repeat, deafened by, the runway noise, in my nightmare i, feel so, alive in my dreamscape, escapades, i make the grade, i save the day..
and none of you know what that song is and i laugh at your ignorance... hahaha!
well i can't think of much more to say,
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| 07.03.05 (5:20 pm) [edit] |
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i saw batman, oh my gosh you all need to see htat cause its really well done. and christian bale's my hero so its all good.
i went to woodland hils, on wednesday and we watched batman, and played with a big volleyball. i gotta come more often on wednesday.
and yesterday i went to connors and he paid me all the money he owes me so now i have like 50 bucks to do whatever with. so that pays for my bloodlines tournament, and we were gonna go swimming at the grove. but i guess we decided against it. and i went to woodland hills AGAIn this mronign and everyone had a dress on.. i felt kida left out. hahah, but i got a cool bracelet that i'm actually gonna wear, and i found out tha ti look good in green. and i thought i saw breanna but i didn't hink it was her but it was so i missed out but i still gotta get her a grad card. gosh i haven'ty seen hir in forever.
and i showed brady my magic trick that i did to john wahlberg, man thats the funniest thing.
satiyama! what do you mean i'm a big deal!?/!?
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| quizzy |
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: ...-fied in spirit, The strength of a man and wife joined together....
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? NOTHING
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? arthur on pbs
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 10:30
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time? 10:19
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my dad watching tv upstairs
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing? last summer, me dan and connor all slept outside, and we were doing, all sorts of things...
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? my hotmail
9: What are you wearing? white tank top, jeans, boxers and socks
10: Did you dream last night? nope
11: When did you last laugh? Watching Batman, with a manda - tehehe
12: Last person you talked to on the phone? meagen and amberley and i had a weird 3 way thing goin on
13: Seen anything weird lately? ...nothing out of the ordinary.. EXCEPT A BIG FRIGGEN VOLLEY BALL!
14: What books are you reading? none as of the moment.
15: What is the last thing you ate? a mango
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a sweet super computer.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know. if i wanted you to kno, i wouldv'e todlen you duh.
18: Are you too shy to ask someone out? oh yes.
19: Favorite flowers? flowers? who likes flowers? oh well, i'll just say CARNATIONS!.
20: What item in your line of sight have you owned the longest? my baseball card binder.
21: Imagine your first child is a , what do you name her? Kirsten
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you name him? Peter - i swear ive been asked this question like 10 time s in teh past week
23: If you were dating someone a lot taller/shorter than you, would it affect the relationship? haha, no, no it wouldn't
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| its NOT a game |
| 06.29.05 (9:33 am) [edit] |
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ok so i decided not to continue that really cool game that i was gonna do because ppl were saying Q! and E! and that just didn't make sense. you suck ppl and i never really wanted to do that game anyway...
i went to anna's grad party, i got talking to john w, and i told him i was gonna apply at ace hardware this summer, and his uncle owns like a bunch of ace hardwares so if its one of his uncles' he says he can get me in no question, so i'm excited about htat. and i saw the most horrible sight for eyes to see. the one person i ever really hated. NATALie was there! aaaaaah! she went to school with me a year or 2 ago and it was the wrost year of my life. but mainly i just hid behind john p, and john w, and john p was nice enough to tell her off for me. what a pal. but all that horrificness of that day was wiped away when me amanda and satiyana went to christine's choir concert that night and met anna, and we got yelled at from this old lady in front telling us to shut up. but it was great. and i got to see ellie for the second time in my life. and christine's character, was absolutely... astounding.. haha christine- oh well, bread's hotter anyway.
tennis is going good, yesterday i wiped the floor with dan 6 to 0 oh yeah, but apparently he 'wasnt trying'.
tonight i have my placement testing for the art/drama/dance school i'm going too, but anna said it wasn't that bad so i'm not nervous. then i may go to whc that night afterwards if its not too late. and i wanna see batman soo bad but no one else does. dan dosne't wanna go, matt dosen't wanna go, connor like owes everyone 20 bucks so he dosen't have money to go, i guess i'll just go by myself eventually.
thats all folks!
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| its a game. |
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alright so this is a game that i sometimes see on blogs and posting sites and stuff. you just leave the letter of the one you want in the comment box. ucuc? ok here we go.
-it was a fine morning as Jon Lenertz got out of bed on the perfect day, or so it seemed. He jumped out of bed, got dressed, and was about to go help the needy or donate to charity or something when he heard a loud noise, he looked out the window and saw....
a. a meteorite headed toward earth. b. a mysterious note plastered on the window c. a small cave in the distance d. something shiny in the grass
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| whats that ma? - looks like an eagle! |
| 06.24.05 (1:12 pm) [edit] |
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well i am thoughroly pissed off. me and dan are going to kick connor's butt.
it was funny yesterday me and connor were walking to meet dan and he was being stupid and screwing around with a water gun and he sprayed me and i was like CONNOR! and this really old grandpa guy in front of us looked back and was like whadoya want? and connor was like, you're name's connor too? and he was like, yea! whadoya mean?
anna, download some pearl jam music, they're alot like nirvana and they sound awesome.
well i'm split between my 2 favorite bands, i can't decide which one's better, dashboard confessional, or eve 6. good thing i don't take this kind of stuff seriously..
i'm going to whc tomorrow to see amanda and her crazy glasses and she'll get to see how long my hair is, then i'm going to batman begins with dan, then that night, i'm going to north heights church and i'll get to see christine and her crazy pink hair. gosh, ri ght now i can't picture her with pink hair at all.
something about mary is a pretty funny movie but not GREAT. it was funny when he was 16 that one time, and he got 'stuck' and everybody and their brother came and looked at him. and it was funny that brett favre's in that movie. and the old man pointing a gun at ben stiller old lady- what are you doing??! old man- he's stealin my girl! old lady- but you just said you loved me! old man- i was just using you to get to mary!
and dumb and dumberer, which i thought would be horrible, was actually very funny. don't judge that movie too quick, it has a million great one-liners that i should memorize and say to ppl, like, harry- is that waht i think it is?? lloyd- no, its a treasure map.
haha, great movie
well i'm going to the kaposia parade now. sucks to be you!
EDIT:
well the kaposia parade was boring. i've decided that i don't like parades cause they're annoying. but me and dan saw some old 'friends' that we used to 'hang' around with all the time. ask me if you want to know.
and i saw my uncle but he didn't see me, and i saw a girl from tennis, but she didn't see me... and i saw a few kids from baseball. so it was cool, tomorrow i will definetely go over to dan's in the morning and do the kaposia stuff all day, and then go see batman later.
cya sukers!
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| more montana |
| 06.23.05 (11:55 am) [edit] |
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another question about the ring, does the little girl have like fiery hands or something, cause whenever she touches someone she leaves a burn and in the barn that one time, she had that portrait of the big tree in the wall, and the guy said it was burned. ONE more question for those who have seen the ring 2, DO NOT GIVE AWAY ANY PLOT SPOILERS FOR I WILL HATE YOU UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE YOU DIE, but i wanna know if the ending is open like in the ring and if its likely that they'll make another one. i just want a yes or no.
ok more that i remembered from montana: when i was at fords creek, i was hanging out with jeffry and i got into a fight with a barbed-wire fence and i got a sweet scar across my chest and it makes me look like a bad boy and i'm proud of it, too bad it'll be gone in about a week.
my hair is almost as long as john w's hair used to be.
ok on the way back we stopped in north dakota and stayed with my aunt and uncle for a few days. and me and josh and mikey took the pick up and drove to 'soooooome beach, sooooomewhere'(good song) and fished. then we had a bonfire and the little girls put on enrique iglasieus, sp? and that i just could not stand so i put on guns and roses, and yea that lasted about 30 seconds into the first song but it was worth it.
none of yall are gonna believe this but after being in montana for 3 weeks and hearing nothing but country, i have concluded that i kindof like country, at least that sooome beach song, and big n' rich. i watched half of the leage of extrordinary gentlemen but then got bored of it so i fell asleep in my cousins bed and he was mad cause he wanted to sleep (8 years old)
yesterday i slept over at dan's house and so did connor and we was gonna have a campout and bring some eggs to throw at skater punk's houses and play ding dong ditch and the stuff we always do on campouts but they chickened out saying theres too many mosquitos or something, so we slept inside, and we played lotr, and connor won. unbelievable cause he suks at that game. and then we were gonna watch sin city but connor fell asleep so me and dan watched it, that is a VERY cool movie, elijah wood is the coolest i've ever seen him in there, even though the character he plays is really messed up. the style of that movie is the coolest i've ever seen, its like black and white, with saxaphone playing in the backround, its like casablancka meets kill bill or some other quentin tarentino movie, very well done, rivaling fight club i fear as my favorite movie. then everyone fell asleep so i played jedi academy (good game), and the sims 2, which is fun but really gay cause when you become an adult, you turn into an old man in like a second. and then you die in no time, very gay.
I START VOLUNTEERING AT GILLETTE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL IN LESS THEN A MONTH, i'm excited out of my tee shirt
good bye all
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i'm back in black, i hit the sack. i bet you know i'm glad to be back, yes i'm, let loose, from the noose, thats kept me hanging about. something, soemthign NINE LIVES! CATS EYES!
whoo hooo i'm back from montana and i honestly thought i'd never get out of there. in my last post i was extremely rushed so i had like 15 seconds to get a blog entry out. but now i'm here for good so this one's gonna be long and its gonna cover the last entry so this will be like before montana/last entry more detailed/and up until now. so here we go.
on one of the last days before i left for montana dan came over and we watched the old star wars but we kinda fell asleep through empire strikes back so that was that, lucky duck had to have the bed. so then we left, and its a looooooong drive. we stayed in north dakota with my aunt and uncle and their colony of sweet amish ppl. just outside of it. i called christine and dropped off my grandma's number. my aunt edna is mean. but i hung out with my cousin ember, she's just plain awesome. she was the one to teach me how to drive a few years ago. i burned her my mudvayne cd and she promised me she'd send me a demo of some band called nonetheless that was pretty sweet. so her sister darlene came with us to montana for the 2-3 weeks i was there. we stayed at my grandma's house. and then.... nothing.
but it wasn't all boring the whole time. my cousin jeremy and i hung out quite a bit but he always had to go work cause i guess they're shorthanded on their ranch so most of the time i saw him in the evenings. it was fun, we went to this barn with like 20 feet high full of grain on the center, so we built like a reaaaaaaally high jump thing made of hay baals. and then we took off our clothes and jumped in the grain. it was a great time but we were both red and itchy afterwords. and then we played gamecube and he made this crazy golf course in his yard and he whupped me. and then on the last night i was there, we took a really long walk through all the feilds and such and he told me his girl troubles, his drinking experiences (he's only 14), and other crazy stuff. then we were sitting on a bench at like 1 am. and he was like, lets go swat bats, and i was like what? and the next thing i knew, i was in a tunnel, with a broom stick in my hand and there were bats ALL OVER THE PLACE! and it was crazy freaky and i almost had a heart attack i was so scared and i was swinging like mad and one flew like an inch past my face. it was a great time
i went to fords creek and it was great. i stayed with my cousins: Brent, Jeffry, frank aaron, Lance, and troy. fords creek's always my favorite place in montana cause i spend like all of my time either with brent(17) or jeffry(14) and i occassionally baby sit troy but thats ok cause he's awesome. *me jeff, n brent in truck w/ brent driving* *brent drives in a huuuge rut with bends the botton of the pick up* Brent- *incoherent screaming frenzy of german cuss words* Brent- *curses early pioneers to hell for digging all the 'd**n' holes* me and jeff- *confused/scared* and then me and jeff made fire and layed on the ground till about 2 talking. until we decided to go to bed.
i saw a bunch of movies. 28 days later, which, sucked. it was a horrible rip off of resident evil, which rocked, and theres a naked dude in there! gross the ring, was AWESOME! it scared the daylights out of me. i watches it alone, in a small room in the dark, at midnight, with the window open to let in a breeze. afterwords, i was glancing behind me to see if the litle girl was coming after me to mess up my face or something, but i don't get the ending, someone needs to explain it to me. does the little boy die? why didn't she? i need to see the ring 2, i NEED to know what happens. i saw xmen 2 which was better then the first and quite cool. i watched half of the notebook but turned it off cause it was boring. i saw anacondas, which was... one of the stupidest things i've ever seen in my life. i watched the butterfly effect which i had already seen but wanted to watch again cause its awesome. that movie is soooooo sad. i almost cried when tommy burned evan's dog. and the ending is sad too (both of them)
whats happenning to me? i'm watching chick flicks and liking them. i watched boys and girls and highly related to freddie prinze jnr. near the end of the movie. and i watched the prince and me, twice. i'm ashamed of myself too. i fear it has something to do with.
amanda and christine called! and my silly grandpa answered and sent them to the netherworld. but then they called the next day and it was awesome talking to them.
then, i went to harlem and stayed with my sisters, meagen and amberly, actually they're not my sisters but they should be cause i love them soo. it sucks that i only get to stay there overnight, and their mom is a total sweetheart. we played pool, and talked on the lawn, and just did nothing in particular, but it was awesome. and i saw this kid that i played legos with and wrote letters to when i was young and he's all grown up, he has a fricken beard! it was weird. seeing him and i didn't say much but what was i supposed to say? hey! you stopped writting me 6 years ago what happened? but i enjoyed meagen and amberly greatly, i can't believe i have to wait a year to see them again.
and i went to turner to see wade, him and i have had many 'experiences', and good memories. he was with me when brian 'influenced' me that one night. so we've had quite the memories. but now he's like a junky. he drinks, smokes, and has druggy friends, and i was dissapointed. oh well.
back to grandma's , i stayed with my cousin brian one night, he's nineteen, and really awesome, but kindof a loser. lol. we played baseball and golf on the computer and i sucked at it, it was like +1 to +25. Brian- see that big tree in front of you? me- yea Brian- swing hard, maybe it'll go through *ball hits off tree and goes behind about 10 feet* Brian- oh whoops
Mexican baseball player on computer- EA sports, its in the game. Brian- who gives a s**t.
*tiger woods on computer get a birdie on par 4* Brain- look at that son of a b**ch
well i know i've missed TOOOONs so i'll post another tomorrow or the next day with more montana!
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ja, so they called, and apparently my grandpa answered and gave them a wrong number or something. but they called again and i had fun talking with them.
i went to fords creek to visit my cousins, brent, jeff, frank, lance, and troy. all brothers. that was alot of fun.
i love my cousin troy he's seven and the cutest thing ever
troy: Jonaton this is a seventeen *draws 71* me: no, thats a 71, this is a seventeen *draws 17* me: and this, *scribbles on paper* is a cucamonga. troy: *eyes squint* *look of confusion* troy: heyyoura! &nbs p;   ; -( hey! you right! toddler talk)
and my aunt kathy bought me clothes which wasn't as akward as it sounds and was actually very nice of her.
so i g2g! i'm leaving for turner. i hope my cousin has internet.
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well, this is it. this time tomorrow i'll be in north dakota.
but i had a fun last day for a while in minnesota day today. anna and amanda came over which was flippin awesome, yet christine did not, which wasn't so awesome cause she didn't have a ride. but we pranked called her repeatedly with random lines from tony hawk. that games funny. but i'll probably be going to her choir thing on the 26th.
mrr. i don't know what i'm supposed to do now about 'uknowwhat' i mean seriously, what do i do now? -related to my life goal which is no longer to see amanda fly off the handle with rage *winks at amanda and anna*
if you don't know what i'm talking about ^, thats cause you're not supposed to. so i think you should get out of my life and shut up and maybe go eat a decroded piece of crap, either that or you could just come get some ham?
so i went to my first coffee shop today and it was quite an experience. anna got a weird looking vegetable thing that i kind of wanted to try. and then we went to the library for like 2 seconds and got picked up. it was quite a day. and my dad bought a motorcycle, for, who knows why?
he's on the mend btw.
haha life is ironic. the other day when i was telling dan about my dad, he was like, yea, my dad eats crap, he's soo gonna have a heart attack too. and can anybody take a wild guess what happened today? lol, me and dan are twins. p.s. his dad's fine.
i went to woodland hills on sunday, and that was way fun. i talked to sean, and he didn't have very much to say at all. and i didn't see breanna, so i'll be at her open house in spirit. and i got asked a really perverted question, which i refuse to answer. and satiya smacked me on the butt. haha, woodland hills is a funny church. oh, and that black kid, he scares me.
me and amanda and anna played an awesome game today called state of emergency. and it was........ awesome. i think they liked it alot. the object is to rid the world of all violence and form a perfect union of civilized government and harmony under God. its an awesome game.
haha, ANNA YOU ARE A 'IN.THE.MID.DLE!' *weird tony hawk noise*
i love my bed, its big. reaaaaaaal big. and according to anna it matches my room. which it kinda does. but its hard to find something that dosen't match my room cause my room has like every color in existence in it.
well i think that is all for now. i gotta go pack.
cyou all in a few weeks!
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i love internet quizzes i hate internet quizzes i love IM i love talking on the phone im a night owl im an early bird i wear contacts i have at least one pet i am currently in love i am currently in like i currently hate someone i love onions i love olives i love oreos i know what a sesquipedalian is ive seen star wars 3 ive seen the LOTR trilogy ive seen the matrix trilogy i love to golf im scared of mirrors -ppl are seriously scared of mirrors? im obsessed with at least one celebrity i love to read i love to write i love to sing i love to dance i love my family i like my family i hate my family i love flip flops ive bungee jumped ive sky-dived ive been out of the US ive been on the radio ive been on TV ive been in the paper ive played bagpipes before ive played an accordion before ive flown in a plane im single im dating im married i still sleep with a blankey i still sleep with a stuffed animal & nbsp; -sometimes i love school i hate school ive shot a gun ive shot a bow ive used a machete ive met at least one celebrity ive seen a tornado & nbsp; -lol night of the twisters ive been in a burning building ive been in a car accident ive had an afro ive had my heartbroken ive broken someone elses heart i have a facial piercing(s) i have a tattoo(s) ive stayed up all night before ive slept all day before ive been on a boat ive been in a train ive eaten sushi ive seen a rated R movie(s) ive broken a bone... I Broke my friends bone... ive gotten stiches ive been in surgery i know a foreign language(s) i can wiggle my ears i can touch my tongue to my nose -with a little help i can lick my elbow i just tried to my favorite color is black my favorite color is white i wear toe rings i love incense i can legally drive a vehicle i am a smoker i am a drinker ive been high ive been drunk &n bsp; &nb sp; -lol ive been scuba diving im a vegatarian ive found a four-leaf clover ive ridden a horse i love johnny depp ive been in one of those old fashioned photos ive written a song(s) i love war movies ive never been kissed i love country music i love hard rock music i used to watch barney i still watch barney i love football i have a cell phone i know how to apply mascara - whats mascara? im shy im outgoing i love storms i think the egg came before the chicken i wish on stars i often wonder why these quizzes end so weird i wear toe socks
WHOOOSH
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Dream last night? no, certainly nothing about jason krech and a queen amidala outfit : P
When did you last laugh : today i was laughing at my dad for something which i now can't remember.
seen anything weird lately: other then myself?
What do you think of this quiz: iunno
what is the last film you saw: um last night I watched star wars episode 4
If you became a millionairre overnight, what would be the first thing you'd buy: a new computer with cable internet
Tell me something about you that I don't know:I have a lot of weird fears, spiders, open water, countdowns....
If you could change one thing about the world regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'm w/you steph, definetely stop abortion.
Do you like to dance: i must admit it is a good time, i want to do it again, but by that i don't mean ballet which i will be doing next year but like patner dancing we did at formal.
George Bush: no........ jon lenertz
Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her? Kirsten
Imagive your first child is a boy, what would you name him? Peter
Would you ever consider living abroad: consider? yes. do? prolly not.
What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Come oooooooon in!
Lasts:
last good cry: oh gosh i never cry, um... iunno
last library book checked out: something about evolution
movie seen at a movie theater: star wars 3 with dan and amanda yesterday
Last beverage drink: water
Last food consumed: pizza hut
last tv show watched: either the simpsons or arthur
last time showered: this morning
Last cd played: Swiss army romance - Dashboard confessional
Last dissapointment: going to dumb montana
last soda drank: water
last site visited: hotmail. com
two things you often get complimented for: height and nice hair though i think the height comments are more of a ridicule.
you get embarrassed when: i get put on the spot
Yes or No
do you keep a journal: kindof.
do you like to cook: oh gosh, if i could
do you have a secret that you haven't shared with anyone: kindof the only ppl who know other then those who were involved are christine anna and ellie. and they swore to take it to their graves.
do you set your watch a few minutes ahead : no, why would i ?
do you believe in love? hahahahah! sry, inside joke. dan always asks me that gayly. the answer is yes ...........hahahah
Do You:
Take a shower every day? heck yes i do
think you know you've been in love? hmm, i doubt it
Think you're a health freak? no
Get along with your parents? yes
when you see this name you think:
Ryan: Conway! -he's just about the coolest person on this here planet
Drew: drew something - he was on my baseball team last year
Micheal: Lenertz -my cousin
Paul: Ostby -dan's big bro
Eve: that black woman thats always on BeT and 101.3
Justin: jason krech
Jack: of Spades - last boss on fable
Random:
sign: who cares? i think i'm the fish
natural hair color: dark brown
current hair color: dark brown
eye color: when i was young they were green but now they're like light brown
Birthplace: in the gutter
Favorites:
Color: blue and green
day: Monday
month: July
food: any of the weird omish food my mom makes, grrits, nuokula soup, etc.
drink: tahition treat
fruit: pinnapple
Preferences:
cuddle or make out: cuddle
chocolate milk or hot chocolate: hot chocolate milk, but i like em slooooooppy, so make em extra slooooooppy
dark chocolate or white chocolate: dark i think
in the last 24 hours have you:
cried: nope
gone to the movies: i think star wars was a little over 24 hours ago
said 'i love you' : hmm, i don' think so
written a real letter: no, but i've written a fake letter..........?
Had a serious talk: nope
missed someone: oh good lord yes
hugged someone: no i don't get hugged too often
kissed someone: same ^
sigh.......... i'm sorry if these quizzes and different things are getting to be too much but i have to do something to pass the time.
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just leave your name at least in the comment box and i will do this for you
01. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie/icon reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal
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i found a bunch of these on the internet so i'll list the funny ones
ways to annoy ppl:
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
How To Annoy People On An Airplane Call the stewardess "nurse". No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window Specify that this order is "To Go". Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
How To Annoy Your Waiter Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!" Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
How To Annoy Your Driver Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!" Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue Ask people if they liked the passion
haha, well theres more at this web site http://www.getannoyed.com/" title="http://www.getannoyed.com/" target="_blank"http://www.getannoyed.com/
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hmm, where to start.
so yea, my dad's been having chest pains for the past few weeks and wednesday night/thursday morning they were really bad so my mom took him to the emergency room and we find out he's having a massive heart attack. and it was apparently really really serious and if we would've waited much longer he probably would've died. so yep he was in the isu (sp?) up until late yesterday i think? and he went into something called a relapse twice and they almost had to jump him. so thursday wasn't a good day for me, thats why my mom wasn't there at hero and i was waiting on phone calls all day from her to make sure he wasn't lying dead in a hospital bed somewhere. but he's stable for now and the doctors still can't tell if there's any permanent damage. we'll just have to wait.
but my sister came down and spent the night and we bought steaks and grilled them and we went to see star wars thursday night, and she spent the night, which was nice. star wars was ok, nothing too great, but its a cool movie i guess.
*for those who've seen it* A. why does the droid have a cough? he's a droid. B. why in the world do they make R2-D2 fight? he kills some droids! i mean, seriously...
but yea seeing darth vader was cool and the best part was jar jar didn't say a word thoughout the entire movie. and yoda, that dude's just way too tight. it was the best out of the 3 new ones but the old star wars still reign supreme.
*to christine and amanda and ruth(if ruth even reads this)*
we need to see it like next weekend prolly cause i'm going to montana and i think christine's going to new york or something. we should go out to eat afterwards like applebees, oh whoops, my mom dosen't let me go to applebees cause there's a bar in the mid-dle and she dosen't want me exposed to that kind of environment.... :P
thursday.......... ANNA came. that was cool, i had fun. its always so nice when i she comes.
dudes! i'm like 70% going to the gay school! but what will prolly happen is that i'll go back to hero the semester after, thats what my parents say. but if i reaaaaaaally like it, i'm sure i could stay there. but right now the plan is 1 semester.
that is all, i leave you with this verse from matthew that i found while doing my daily devotions.
do not let your hearts be troubled, for tonight, we will taste MAAAAAAN FLESH!
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I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy
I think i'm just happy
My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover
We'll have a hangover
I think i'm dumb...
well yesterday i went to the lotr tourny and i tied for.... ehem FIRST PLACE, i tied with john. thats pretty awesome if you ask me
i destroy connor on like site 2 and it was funny cause he's a beginner and he was dumb enough to bet on it, lol he said f*** like 18 times.. oh that connor, such a charmer
today i went to amanda's church and it was pretty cool, everyone seems nice, i prayed for this pro wrestler dude on stage and after wards he told me not to hit my head on the screen. odd. and i met this guy who's apparently named agnus but his name tag says otherwise and appparently my name is now. GERTRUDE whoa, i hate that name more then JON!
umm, what else, i have homework to do for tomorrow, 2 more weeks of school! w00t w00t, w8, thats bad.
ppl need to start updating their blogs, *cough* jessica *hack* stephanie
if you read this leave a comment! leave 2! even if i dunno you or i hate your friggen guts *not likely
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whoa! i forgot that i never said a word about formal. so here we go
i had tons of fun, christine looked gorgeous! and i won a cd that i don't really want. i danced for the first time ever! well kind of, i danced with my sister at a wedding when i was like 6 or 7 but that was gay dancing, i just randomly moved around, and i must say dancing is a lot of fun, and ask anyone, i would be the last person to do it, ruth caaaaaame! but amanda didn't, silly girl.
the food was iffy, the pizza apetizer was nasty, the salad was ok, the chicken pasta thing was cool, the cake was amaaaaaaaazing.
anyone want an audio adrenaline cd?
i can't wait to drive.....
same as before, you read this, leave a comment, i dont' care who you are
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Name: Jonathan Micheal Lenertz
E-mail address: fightlikeabrave_8@hotmail.com
AIM:BareKnuckleBxer
5 of the best songs in the world: 1.Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine 2.Enter Sandman - Metallica 3.Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley 4.Duality - Slipknot 5.Lithium - Nirvana
5 of the worst songs in the world 1.My Problem - Finding Eternity 2.I Just Can't Wait - Finding Eternity 3 4 & 5. all the other songs by Finding Eternity
Lil' Sister
Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you kiss me once or twice, and say its very nice and then you run Lil' sister don't you do what your big sister done
Well, I dated your big sister, and I took her to the show, I went to get some candy, along came Jim Dandy, and they snuck right out the door
Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you kiss me once or twice, and say its very nice and then you run Lil' sister don't you do what your big sister done
Everytime I see your sister, well she's got somebody new, she's mean and she's evil, like that little old boll weevil, Guess I'll try my luck with you
Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you kiss me once or twice, and say its very nice and then you run Lil' sister don't you do what your big sister done
Well I used to pull your pigtails, and pinch your turned up nose, but you've been a'growin, and baby its been showin from your head down to your toes
Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you Lil' sister don't you kiss me once or twice and say its very nice and then you run Lil' sister don't you do what your big sister done
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